Jared: - 04/28/2004 at 11:28:26 in the am
On a sharp April morning, Brooke Isbell and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a banana, and Brooke Isbell was wearing a very firm swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Brooke Isbell heard boon yell, "Uncle Fucker!" Brooke Isbell looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing weirdly in the water. Brooke Isbell rushed over and held out a chair for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Brooke Isbell could see sticking out of the water was boon's big toe. Brooke Isbell returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Oh my God!" They all then went to eat tacos off of their trees.

James: - 04/28/2004 at 12:29:59 in the pm
On a tall April morning, Joe and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a slinky, and Joe was wearing a very splendiferous swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Joe heard boon yell, "Sweet Jesus!" Joe looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing slowly in the water. Joe rushed over and held out a wax for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Joe could see sticking out of the water was boon's taint. Joe returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Hooray for Boobies!" They all then went to eat sushi off of their nuts.

Bryan: - 04/28/2004 at 02:46:24 in the pm
On a sticky April morning, Alphonso and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a fingernail, and Alphonso was wearing a very puss-filled swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Alphonso heard boon yell, "ASSBAG!" Alphonso looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing slowly in the water. Alphonso rushed over and held out a hankerchief for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Alphonso could see sticking out of the water was boon's pubic hair. Alphonso returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "CUNT!" They all then went to eat chocolate-covered cum off of their balls.

Derek: - 04/28/2004 at 06:35:58 in the pm
On a gay April morning, Bo and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing an ass, and Bo was wearing a very shitty smelling swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Bo heard boon yell, "How convenient!" Bo looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing gayly in the water. Bo rushed over and held out a homosexual for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Bo could see sticking out of the water was boon's left butt cheek. Bo returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Shitoroni!" They all then went to eat pepperoni pizza off of their hairy butts.

Boog: - 04/28/2004 at 06:38:11 in the pm
On a Greasy-easy April morning, Juan Lopez and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a pimp, and Juan Lopez was wearing a very flaccid swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Juan Lopez heard boon yell, "AFLAC!!!!!!" Juan Lopez looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing enthusiasitcally in the water. Juan Lopez rushed over and held out an ebay for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Juan Lopez could see sticking out of the water was boon's medulla oblongata. Juan Lopez returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Guess what? I've got a fever, and the only prescription...is more cowbell!" They all then went to eat Lettuce wraps off of their sexually transmitted infections.

Nathan: - 04/28/2004 at 06:49:15 in the pm
On an awesome April morning, Mr. T and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a goat, and Mr. T was wearing a very lucky swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Mr. T heard boon yell, "Watch out!" Mr. T looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing easily in the water. Mr. T rushed over and held out a beer for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Mr. T could see sticking out of the water was boon's toe. Mr. T returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Hey!" They all then went to eat steak off of their cars.

Traci: - 04/28/2004 at 07:11:01 in the pm
On a happy April morning, Whitney and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a car, and Whitney was wearing a very cheap swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Whitney heard boon yell, "Oohh!" Whitney looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing slowly in the water. Whitney rushed over and held out a computer for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Whitney could see sticking out of the water was boon's belly button. Whitney returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Wow!" They all then went to eat ice cream off of their dogs.

Boon: - 04/28/2004 at 10:47:44 in the pm
On a shiny April morning, George and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing an Owl Hollow, and George was wearing a very gorgeous swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until George heard boon yell, "Yeah!!" George looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing really in the water. George rushed over and held out a ball for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that George could see sticking out of the water was boon's balls. George returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "Throbbing!" They all then went to eat mountain oysters off of their testicles.

Jeremy: - 04/29/2004 at 02:08:31 in the am
On a burly April morning, Mr. Tibbs and boon decided to go on a kayaking trip. boon was wearing a camel toe, and Mr. Tibbs was wearing a very Jesus-like swimsuit. Everything was going nicely until Mr. Tibbs heard boon yell, "My arm hurts!" Mr. Tibbs looked and saw boon's kayak overturned and his arms flailing apparently in the water. Mr. Tibbs rushed over and held out a skidmark for boon to grab on to, but it was no use. The last thing that Mr. Tibbs could see sticking out of the water was boon's test vagina. Mr. Tibbs returned home and told everyone what had happened, to which everyone exclaimed "It's on my ftp!" They all then went to eat potted meat off of their fux.