- Bo
- Traci
- Ken
- Amy
- Bryan
- Heather
- James
- Chris
- Jennifer
- Jared
- Kennye
- Jeremy
This BBP was held at Traci's house in Nashville. The main theme of the BBP was the Reward party for the winner of last year's BBP, me!
Earlier in the day, the men gathered in Winchester for a good game of Paintball. The most prominent thing that happened during that game that has stuck with me is that I actually shot myself in the hand at point-blank range. I proudly showed off my battle wound at the night of the party; though, the wound actually wasn't as bad as I expected, and that kinda let me down.
I had been battling a cold the whole week before this BBP (Kennye was a little under the weather too, but our simulatenous sicknesses were completely coincidence. Honestly. I'm being for real!)
Due to my illness, after beer 3 my body no longer wanted to accept alcohol. So, when I finished off my third beer, instead of reaching for another cold brew, I reached for some Gatorade. I was foolish to think this would go over well, but Jared Dale quickly called me out. Thanks, buddy, for setting me straight.
After the men coasted to victory at Cranium, we made our way to the patio. There, Bryan challenged everyone to a vertical leap-off. James won because he can jump over cars and sh*t.
As the night came to a close, everything was moving much faster; Jeremy leaving to get his hooch on, the unfair comparison of an LED-modded Maglite to one with a regular bulb, James breaking Traci's sombrero, Jared fibbing to cover for James, Bryan mysteriously disappearing and hanging out with the women, me mysteriously disappearing as I realized they were watching Ultimate Dodgeball...
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| The gang is ready to get things warmed up | This is what BBPs are all about right here | The guys deliver the much anticipated crotch grab pose | Ken admires Zepp's manhood |
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| Jared and Bryan kickin' things up a notch | Bryan shows the love | Kennye catches a whiff of machismo as Jeremy enters the room | The battlefield is set |
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| Traci demonstrates how she eats a...well, just use your imagination | Jeremy blindly draws the Bo-lip | "No Jared, you have rub the puppy like this. You have to love the puppy." | Bryan demonstrates how Bo eats a...well, just use your imagination |
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| The traditional, yet controversial, ear-point | The bitches pool their mental powers together | An unexplainable fog manifests itself over Ken's frontal lobe |