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The Attendees: Bo Boswell Boog Boswell Bryan Metzger Chris Canary Derek Myers James Williamson Jared Holt Jeremy Mason Ken Canary Nick Beers Present: Heineken Dark Lager - (courtesy of Bo & Ken) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - (courtesy of Boog) Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde - (courtesy of James) Tilburg Dutch Brown Ale - (courtesy of Jeremy) Harpoon's I.P.A. - (courtesy of Jared) Sam Adams Light - (courtesy of Chris) Miller Light - (courtesy of Brian) Related Pages: New Year's Eve Party Pre-BBP BBP 1 BBP 2 Most of the females deserted us at this BBP, with Boog being the only exception. I think the other females had had enough of the mindless male jokes and senseless walkie-talkie-ing that has taken place at the BBP's of old. Nonetheless, the men (+ Boog) rose to the occasion and had a great time in the process. The fun actually started around 11:00am when we all met at Nashville Paintball Sports in Lebanon. We were all pitted against another group of younger folks. It was very muddy, and Derek fell on his ass within the first 5 minutes. We played just about every course the place had. On the third course, one of the little fuckwads started running at Jared and I. I fired at him, and I'm sure Jared did as well. According to James, he was tagged by one of our balls, but he kept firing and got us both. He pointed at all of us saying, "You're out, you're out, you're all out!" His little girlfriend told him to calm down, but the damage was already done. I still regret not going and hitting him. Overall, we had our fun. We ended up leaving around 2-3pm and I had enough time to go to see Troy before the party. I'm glad I did, because much of this BBP revolved around Troy-based jokes. I got to the party around 7:20. We ordered a few pizzas and got the party kicking. Circle of Death was played--Ken and Chris showed up mid-game and were therefore forced to drink a lot to catch up. Ken ended up having to drink the middle. We then switched to Presidents and Assholes. All I remember from that is that James was President and Jared was Vice-President. I especially remember Jared because he was a very strict VP. He kept making people take sips for no reason whatsoever. Somewhere in the midst of the evening, James came up to me with a shot glass half-full with clear liquid, half-full with yellow liquid. He was trying to get me to drink it, but I refrained. I told him to offer it to either Boog or Jared because one of them would drink it--I put my money on Jared...and I turned out to be right. Jared didn't even question what it was and shot it. It turned out to be water with some Papa John's garlic sauce on top of it. Later on in the evening, Jared came and got me and made me chug a beer for telling James to offer the shot to him. The rest of the time was just spent hanging out. I'm not sure when most of the people left, but a good bit of people stayed the night. Some of us were up til 4am talking about deep life issues. It was a fun party, but the women were missed. Hopefully, both sexes will be rejoined in the future. We'll see you all at BBP4! |
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Derek holds tight to his buddy. |
Jared shows off his battle wound. |
Jeremy shows off his cock & balls scar. |
Derek being sociable by playing Gamecube while everyone else was mingling. |
WE WANNA SEE THA EARS!!! |
Bryan shows us where it's all at. |
Jeremy went on some kind of posing stint the whole evening. This is his "Yo' poop-crack stink" pose. |
Here's his year-book photo pose. |
Jeremy trying to one-up my Corona Light. |
The field is set. |
Derek strains to see around James so he can play his game. Apparently, we were an inconveninece to Derek all night. |
Jeremy hoping that Boog will open the church to show the people. |
Jared chugs |
Bryan tried to branch out with another beer but couldn't handle it. He promptly swapped with Boog for a good ol' Miller Light. |
Tear 'er up, feller! |
Jared showing off his battle wound. |
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