var time = new Date();
var date = time.getDate();
var day = time.getDay;
var month = time.getMonth();
var monthname=new Array("Jan","Feb","Mar","Apr","May","Jun","Jul","Aug","Sep","Oct","Nov","Dec")

quoteList = new Array();
	quoteList[0] = "Drink more beer";
	quoteList[1] = "Everybody's got flowers on their heads";
	quoteList[2] = "Where we're confused with the issues";
	quoteList[3] = "Fans of interracial gobstoppers";
	quoteList[4] = "Fear not, little flock. - <i>God</i>";
	quoteList[5] = "Man, High Tower Text is the coolest font known to man";
	quoteList[6] = "Did somebody say McDonalds?";
	quoteList[7] = "That's what you get! - <i>Traci Turner</i>";
	quoteList[8] = "There's no more little buddies hiding in the fridge";
	quoteList[9] = "We've got too other many good ones";
	quoteList[10] = "Losing sleep endlessly";
	quoteList[11] = "We're off to see a show of hands";
	quoteList[12] = "Where you going?";
	quoteList[13] = "I made a wish on a falling airplane";
	quoteList[14] = "Oops, I mashed my patsy";
	quoteList[15] = "Fux";
	quoteList[16] = "I won't say a thing, Lucille, until my phone rings";
	quoteList[17] = "That's an understatement";
	quoteList[18] = "How you doin' there, buddy?  ";
	quoteList[19] = "Go potty!";
	quoteList[20] = "We stomp out flaming ducks";
	quoteList[21] = "We (heart) Sweater Puppets";
	quoteList[22] = "We're tickled shitless about this periwinkle";
	quoteList[23] = "Correct Spelling:  Y'all";
	quoteList[24] = "That's right.  I said poppycock";
	quoteList[25] = "Oh, those northern Oregon satellites";
	quoteList[26] = "I wanna make friends with the stars on your ceiling";
	quoteList[27] = "Halicon Trove Favorites";
	quoteList[28] = "Where Cheadle runs loose";
	quoteList[29] = "Please wait";
	quoteList[30] = "Hollow charms and watertops";
	quoteList[31] = "A mangled interpretation of an otter";
	quoteList[32] = "We like fire";
	quoteList[33] = "Why's that sawblade a'wobblin' so?";
	quoteList[34] = "Another satisfied customer";
	quoteList[35] = "What's in the box?";
	quoteList[36] = "<a href=http://www.bored.com target=_blank>Bored?</a>";
	quoteList[37] = "<a href=http://www.engrish.com target=_blank>Engrish</a>";
	quoteList[38] = "<a href=http://www.drudgereport.com target=_blank>Drudge Report</a>";
	quoteList[39] = "<a href=http://www.neowin.net/ target=_blank>Neowin</a>";
	quoteList[40] = "<a href=http://forums.techbargains.com/ target=_blank>TechBargains Forums</a>";
	quoteList[41] = "<a href=http://www.snopes.com target=_blank>Snopes</a> ";
	quoteList[42] = "<a href=http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=17ab19e22ea93b7f0201589be41ed0d1&forumid=18 target=_blank>Book Talk</a>";
	quoteList[43] = "<a href=http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=17ab19e22ea93b7f0201589be41ed0d1&forumid=3 target=_blank>DVD Talk</a>";
	quoteList[44] = "<a href=http://www.liljas-library.com/ target=_blank>Stephen King Info</a>";
	quoteList[45] = "<a href=http://www.mac-forums.com/forums/ target=_blank>Mac Forums</a>";
	quoteList[46] = "<a href=http://www.macnn.com/ target=_blank>MacNN</a>";
	quoteList[47] = "<a href=http://news.com.com/ target=_blank>News.com</a>";
	quoteList[48] = "<a href=http://www.shonenjump.com/ target=_blank>Shonen Jump</a>";
	quoteList[49] = "<a href=http://www.dietfacts.com/list.asp?brand=sonic target=_blank>Sonic Nutrition Facts</a>";
	quoteList[50] = "<a href=http://www.tenclub.net/index.html target=_blank>Pearl Jam</a>";
	quoteList[51] = "<a href=http://www.ebaumsworld.com target=_blank>eBaum's World</a>";
	quoteList[52] = "<a href=http://www.imdb.com/news/sb/ target=_blank>Movie News</a>";
	quoteList[53] = "<a href=http://xlr8yourmac.com/ target=_blank>XLR8 Your Mac</a>";
	quoteList[54] = "<a href=http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&gl=us target=_blank>Google News</a>";
	quoteList[55] = "<a href=http://www.sfgate.com/news/bondage/ target=_blank>Weird News</a>";
	quoteList[56] = "<a href=http://www.dailyrotten.com/ target=_blank>Rotten News</a>";
	quoteList[57] = "<a href=http://www.explodingcigar.com/ target=_blank>Exploding Cigar</a>";
	quoteList[58] = "Talk to me, I'll set you free";
	quoteList[59] = "I got an itch I can't ritch";
	quoteList[60] = "Where router rhymes with rooter";
	quoteList[61] = "It stays where it lays";
	quoteList[62] = "I own this place";
	quoteList[63] = "Where you can be the pickle in the melon patch!";
	quoteList[64] = "What's the name of this website again?";
	quoteList[65] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/sanotoki.html target=_blank>Makers of the Sanotoki</a>";
	quoteList[66] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/corona.html target=_blank>One way to make a Corona Light</a>";
	quoteList[67] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pushups.html target=_blank>Pushup Workout</a>";
	quoteList[68] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/trovelibs/trovelibs1.html target=_blank>Trove Libs: Round 1</a>";
	quoteList[69] = "Boon interpretations are not free";
	quoteList[70] = "If friends were pansies, we'd pick you!";
	quoteList[71] = "Of all the people we've met, you're one of them";
	quoteList[72] = "Where hardly anything is possible";
	quoteList[73] = "We'll never forget you...no matter how hard we try";
	quoteList[74] = "Where the world isn't case-sensitive";
	quoteList[75] = "We will attack to you're @ss!1";
	quoteList[76] = "Love is a speechless girl";
	quoteList[77] = "This is the last place we expected to find you!";
	quoteList[78] = "We're too big for your macchine";
	quoteList[79] = "We know you aren't wearing any pants";
	quoteList[80] = "A great way to start trying to go to sleep";
	quoteList[81] = "We'd whistle, but we don't have any lips";
	quoteList[82] = "Any useful information found within this site was probably stolen";
	quoteList[83] = "Where your body is fancy!";
	quoteList[84] = "The only site made out of 100% duck tape";
	quoteList[85] = "Wow.  That's a real noodle-knocker";
	quoteList[86] = "We live in a quicktime world";
	quoteList[87] = "The quickest route to your desktop!";
	quoteList[88] = "Pasttimes and Taglines";
	quoteList[89] = "Correct Spelling: Separate";
	quoteList[90] = "Have you checked your weight today?";
	quoteList[91] = "You can't find better grouper";
	quoteList[92] = "Eh?  Eh, comrads?";
	quoteList[93] = "See the way my webhost makes the colors pop!";
	quoteList[94] = "Live for today!";
	quoteList[95] = "This is unfortunate!";
	quoteList[96] = "We make the machines that make the machines";
	quoteList[97] = "We fear spiders and medium-size dogs";
	quoteList[98] = "The Redneck Google";
	quoteList[99] = "We hate dudes named Bryce";
	quoteList[100] = "YAy BOobSIeS!!@";
	quoteList[101] = "Why do estimates have to be so mean?";
	quoteList[102] = "Correct Spelling: Definitely";
	quoteList[103] = "<a href=http://unoriginal.co.uk/ target=_blank>Unoriginal</a>";	
	quoteList[104] = "<a href=http://www.dietfacts.com/list.asp?brand=taco_bell target=_blank>Taco Bell Nutrition Facts</a>";
	quoteList[105] = "This is just a friendly reminder";
	quoteList[106] = "<a href=http://idudes.qpalzm.com/ target=_blank>iDudes</a>";
	quoteList[107] = "Hile, Gunslinger";
	quoteList[108] = "<a href=http://www.fark.com target=_blank>Fark</a>";
	quoteList[109] = "<a href=http://www.alldumb.com target=_blank>All Dumb</a>";
	quoteList[110] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/pbbp/DSCN0302.JPG target=_blank>EarPointing.com</a>";
	quoteList[111] = "<a href=http://www.freemacware.com/ target=_blank>FreeMacWare</a>";
	quoteList[112] = "<a href=http://www.ehowa.com/home.shtml target=_blank>EHOWA</a>";
	quoteList[113] = "<a href=http://www.retrocrush.com/ target=_blank>Retro Crush</a>";
	quoteList[114] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/images/easterdad.jpg target=_blank>Behold the face of justice!</a>";	
	quoteList[115] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/pbbp/DSCN0344.JPG target=_blank>And now...we dance!</a>";
	quoteList[116] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/pbbp/DSCN0347.JPG target=_blank>Do the Hammer</a>";
	quoteList[117] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/bbp1/DSCN0465.JPG target=_blank>Dirty Balls</a>";
	quoteList[118] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/bbp3/DSCN1765.JPG target=_blank>The Sickly One</a>";
	quoteList[119] = "<a href=http://www.halicontrove.com/pics/jdbottle.html target=_blank>How to make a crushed red pepper shaker</a>";	
	quoteList[120] = "<a href=http://www.10eastern.com/ target=_blank>10 Eastern</a>";
	quoteList[121] = "<a href=http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/ target=_blank>Ain't It Cool</a>";
	quoteList[122] = "<a href=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/ target=_blank>The Smoking Gun</a>";	
	quoteList[123] = "<a href=http://macfixit.com/ target=_blank>MacFixIt</a>";
	quoteList[124] = "<a href=http://www.macworld.com/news/ target=_blank>MacWorld</a>";
	quoteList[125] = "<a href=http://www.cockeyed.com/ target=_blank>Cockeyed</a>";	
	quoteList[126] = "Eye boogers are contagious";	
	quoteList[127] = "<a href=http://hubblesite.org/ target=_blank>Hubble Site</a>";	
	quoteList[128] = "<a href=http://bash.org/ target=_blank>Bash</a>";	
	quoteList[129] = "<a href=http://www.macdevcenter.com/ target=_blank>Mac Dev Center</a>";		
	quoteList[130] = "<a href=http://www.tomshardware.com target=_blank>Tom's Hardware</a>";		
	quoteList[131] = "<a href=http://www.apple.com/trailers/ target=_blank>Movie Trailers</a>";		
	quoteList[132] = "<a href=http://nashville.citysearch.com/ target=_blank>NashSearch</a>";
	quoteList[133] = "<a href=http://www.musiciansfriend.com target=_blank>M-Friend</a>";
	quoteList[134] = "<a href=http://www.recording.org target=_blank>Recording</a>";	
	quoteList[135] = "<a href=http://www.photoshopuser.com/ target=_blank>Photoshop User</a>";
	quoteList[136] = "<a href=http://www.layersmagazine.com target=_blank>Layers Magazine</a>";
	quoteList[137] = "<a href=http://www.hardocp.com/ target=_blank>Hard OCP</a>";	



var rawNum = Math.random(day);
var randNum = Math.round(rawNum * (quoteList.length));
if (randNum == quoteList.length){randNum = 0}
var special = quoteList[randNum];
if (month == 0 && date == 1) special = "Happy New Year!";
if (month == 1 && date == 14) special = "Valentine's Day";
if (month == 1 && date == 4) special = "Amy's Birthday!";
if (month == 1 && date == 5) special = "Heather's Birthday!";
if (month == 1 && date == 20) special = "Jared's Birthday!";
if (month == 1 && date == 26) special = "Kennye's Birthday!";
if (month == 2 && date == 17) special = "St. Patrick's Day!";
if (month == 3 && date == 1) special = "April Fool's Day!";
if (month == 3 && date == 22) special = "Earth Day!";
if (month == 3 && date == 29) special = "Aaron's Birthday!";
if (month == 4 && date == 7) special = "Mamma's Birthday!";
if (month == 4 && date == 24) special = "Jeremo's Birthday!";
if (month == 4 && date == 28) special = "James's Birthday!";
if (month == 5 && date == 19) special = "Boog's Birthday!";
if (month == 6 && date == 2) special = "Bryan's Birthday!";
if (month == 6 && date == 4) special = "Happy Fourth of July!";
if (month == 6 && date == 23) special = "Happy Birthday, Asshole!";
if (month == 6 && date == 28) special = "Chy's Birthday!";
if (month == 7 && date == 21) special = "Nathan's Birthday!";
if (month == 8 && date == 19) special = "Ken and Chris's Birthday!";
if (month == 8 && date == 23) special = "Pappy's Birthday!";
if (month == 9 && date == 11) special = "Traci's Birthday!";
if (month == 9 && date == 17) special = "Rachael's Birthday!";
if (month == 9 && date == 31) special = "Happy Halloween!";
if (month == 10 && date == 9) special = "Kim's Birthday!";
if (month == 10 && date == 20) special = "Happy Anniversary!";
if (month == 10 && date == 27) special = "Parent's Anniversary!";
if (month == 11 && date == 14) special = "Derek's Birthday!";
if (month == 11 && date == 24) special = "Merry Christmas Eve!";
if (month == 11 && date == 25) special = "Merry Christmas!";
document.write(special);