The Challenge:
The Mentors vs. South's Creations
The Verdict:
The team turned to face their toughest opponents yet. The assistant announcer
Simon Henley was appalled that such trickery could used in a pro fight. "This is
not wrestling," Simon says to himself. "I'll show you what real wrestling is."
Simon stood up with his down. He looked up for the first time and pointed to Don
Cheadle and did the slit-throat sign. Smokin'Greg Kervin steps out of the
crowd sporting blue tights,a red cape, and Kiss boots. The crowd was well aware
of Smokin' Greg Kervin's reputation in the ring. Just last year he was booted
out of the BWF for trying to hump his opponents. People say once you're humped
you're marked for life as a scarlet for that's what he called them as he
visously bashed them with his jimmy.
Don Cheadle was worried since he's crossed paths with Kervin once before. Rumor
has it that Kervin frolicked with Cheadle's X-partner and Cheadle got jealous
and nearly cut Smokin' Greg Kervin's head off. Kervin and Cheadle's eyes locked.
The refs gave the match a go for the following monday....
Monday night, paper view. The Mentors vs. South's Creations
The Mentors enter the arena to "My Generation." Cheadle tells everyone to shut
up or cut their heads off. Milrany just does his rope stretches and runs back
and forth for a while. Cheadle grabs the top rope and shakes it. The Ramones
"The Crusher" starts playing. Kervin and Henley run to the ring.
The match starts with Milrany and Simon. For a while they dance and loosen their
arms up. Then Simon stomps the floor and appears to elbow Milrany. Milrany then
Powerdrives Simon while his head is down. While he's down Donnie gets on the
top rope and soars, but Simon moves out of the way the last minute. Simon kicks
and jabs endlessly. He then gets Milrany in the sleeper hold and puts him out.
Simon tags his partner, but Kervin goes straight towards Cheadle. Cheadle pulls
his sword out. Kervin supplies Don Cheadle with several blows to the
mid-section. The crowd was in utter disgust when Kervin started bashing him with
his Jimmy. Cheadle stands no chance.
Ms. Isbell pops out saying,"what do you think you boys are doing." Kervin
says, "I wasn't in the band so you can't hurt me." Isbell goes bolistic and
terrorizes the children. Jammin' Man BT enters the arena on a Segway Human
Transporter. Doctors were able to bring him back but he is temporarily on life
support. BT exclaims,"These boys are trying to rock the city and I am going to
do everything in my power to let them rock." Ms Isbell has no pity. She pushes
BT off the transporter. BT mumbles his last words, "Sit on this Buttplug" he
pulls out a talk box and applies it to his life support tube. He shoves it in
her ass and plays Frampton. The crowd responds, "McGyver." Ms Isbell's goes into
convulsions. Peter Frampton comes out of her ass and he bashes her with his
guitar. Ms. Isbell and BT are dead but BT peaks and asks "Is it over." He then
dies again.
"It's over," Cheadle said while trying to catch his breath. "It's finally
over."
Hail to BT. Though dead, BT sings U2 - "Peace on Earth"
The horror has now ended and if people come together a new and better world can
can be without evil.
Cheadle and Kervin now live together back on the Farm.
Additional characters to coose from: Stovepipe, Fuzzy, Michael Stinson, Max
Golf, Arlo Gillam, Legolis(error), Tom Petty, and retarded wolf man.
