The Challenge:
Ron Ron Jenson vs. The Mentors
The Verdict:
Ron Ron steped out onto the artificial turf of the stadium that was built solely for this match. Ron Ron was a bit edgie; he hadn't slept at all since he'd heard that Dale Wilburn changed his name to Don Cheadle. "What else has he changed," Ron Ron pondered. "What else has he learnt?"
He heard the distinct sound of Sour Patch wrappers crinkling and he knew it was time. Lights gleamed off his green jacket as he turned to face Donnie Milrany and Don Cheadle. Don Cheadle suddenly leapt into the air and instantly locked Ron Ron in a flying figure-four leg lock. As Ron Ron's body soured effortlessly through the air, he felt a familiar rumbly in his tumbly and out popped the second Ron Ron Jensen. Only, it wasn't Ron Ron Jensen at all, it was BT: Billy Tucker!
"Jammin' man," BT exclaimed as he crammed a handful of his own hair into Don Cheadle's mouth. By this time, the tangled trio was heading straight for the ground. Donnie Milrany had been mysteriously rendered unconscious by a slab of salisbury steak that was laying on the turf. As the grapplers hit the ground, BT was winded and killed instantly. It was now up to Ron Ron to finish the bout.
He fashioned a makeshift bat out of his geniune leather belt and rammed it forcibly into Don Cheadle's perineum. The resulting scream awoke young Milrany, who came to the rescue. He drove his fist into the side of Ron Ron's face, collapsing his scull inward and shooting bits of brain tissue out of his ear. The crowd erupted as Milrany and Cheadle stood victorious over the Ron Ron and BT combo.
"It's over," Cheadle said while trying to catch his breath. "It's finally over."
"Wrong," Donnie said as he tucked in his button-down shirt. "It's only just begun."
The team turned to face their toughest challenge yet...
Choose your opponent(s):
The Mentors vs. ...
A. Michael Jackson
B. Simon Henley and Greg Kirven
C. Gina Isbell
