The Challenge:
Donnie Milrany vs. Ron Ron Jensen
The Verdict:
Milrany dies as he's entering the ring at mere impact of Ron Ron's awful effluvium, but not before he stutters, "Dat na nan nnasty man. You ne need to go to the creek and....." Milrany dies.
Ron Ron's heavy weight title remains his. "Ron Ron Jensen, so nice they named him twice," the crowd chants nasaly with their noses held. Ron Ron puts his ron green jacket back on.
But wait... Milranies arm raises and shakes vigorously as if some source of energy entered his body. Donnie seems to dissapear as he moves with such speed and forms what looks likes a gas cloud around Ron.
When he reappears with Tiger Craw hands and a roar of agony, Ron laughs and says, "You can't kill me."
Milrany says, "Wrong,you're already dead."
Ron begins to burst and melt. Suddenly another laugh is heard coming from the inards of Ron. It's another Ron inside the other. From nowhere comes Dale Wilburn with Excaliber. Dale gracefully swings the sword and cuts Ron's head halfway off.
"There can be only one," he says.
Both opponents were disqualified for having odd men in the ring. Ron Ron keeps his title and a tag team rematch has been set for the four.
