The Challenge:
Cheadle vs. The Dehydrator
The Verdict:
Cheadle fidgeted with his newfound treasure while mumbling ideas on world
domination. He spoke of a new plan called “Plant Parts.” He mumbled, “It’s a
day that we’ll live never to remember and a day in which Dell will join forces
and together we’ll dehydrate humanity.”
Cool cool waves pour down from the innards of a snow-covered mountain. The
silky streams flow north along the Atlantic crest and frosted leaves blow the
same direction opposite of the cave where Cheadle Rodriguez stays.
“Where he goes weiry be, only Cheadle knows the wrath of me,” he mumbled over
and over to himself. He stared into the saucer-shaped device and said various
chanting trying to make the machine work. Nothing he did amounted to good. He
cursed and wordyderded it. He finally said, “Part, I demand you to worship me.”
He pushes a button on the side and a propelled wind sound answers him.
Poor Cheadle laughs insanely and says, “Humanity is mines.”
The machine shuts off. Cheadle says, “Shit,” and hits it lightly with the
bottom of Excalibur. The ground shakes and Cheadle takes a step back tripping
over the chord to the machine. The machine falls off of the stone it sat on and
pelted Cheadle in the chin. The machine flies to pieces and 3-year old deer
jerky is forced down the throat of Cheadle. It was sort of a mimicking of a Pez
dispenser only the opposite.
Surprise Guy hears commotion and leaves their bedroom to see what all of the
racket was. A crack develops in the floor and Cheadle falls but he catches the
corner of the cliff. Cheadle reaches his arm out and yells,
“Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrpriiiiiiiiseguyyyyyy.” Surprise Guy reaches his arm out to
Cheadle and grasps his hand firmly. “Cheeeeaaadle,” Surprised guy replied.
Cheadle asks him too hold out his other arm but he can’t. “I can’t,” he says
with a surprised look. Instead, Surprise guy uses his third arm. Cheadle
mounts it…
After that they went back to the bedroom only too see Limbaugh with his hand on
his hip and Mr. Isbell with chin-down. “Well, well,” Limbaugh replies, “What do
we have here?” He tapped his foot. He then sits at his piano and plays Steve
Forbert’s - Romeo’s Tune. Isbell directs. Surprise Guy is surprised and Cheadle
looks proudly at his new team…
Suddenly the propelled sounds are heard again and grows louder and louder. The
saucer discs enter the room and cut the heads halfway off each of them. It
resembled a field of bloody Pez dispensers.
The Dehydrator is now set free. The red sky turns to blue and the Dehydrator
flies contently towards it.
The original version of Romeo’s Tune starts to play as it flies off.
(The music lowers for a moment.)
"It's begun," Cheadle said with a struggling whisper. "It's finally begun."
The music gets louder again.
